Krayton Kern – Disinformed
Last Sunday, I spotted a political sticker stuck to a Hardin gas pump claiming, “If you are sick of high fuel prices, you can thank Republicans who take campaign contribution bribes from big oil.” This must be a counterintelligence response to previous stickers of a smiling President Biden pointing to the pump price while boasting […]
Weekly Ramblings: Krayton Kerns -Panic Attacks

Several decades back, the trophy wife and I hauled our three little ones to Disneyland. On the second night, we were touring Cinderella’s castle during their end-of-day parade and firework display. We tourists were crammed shoulder to shoulder when the night sky exploded in brilliant pyrotechnics. I was staring up into the darkness when Druann […]
Weekly Ramblings by Krayton Kerns: Plan B

Published in the 4/27/18 print edition of Yellowstone County News. As a veterinarian, my day is predictably unpredictable, and Wednesday was a doozy. It began with Boots, a 5-year-old English Shepherd who earns his living in a feedlot. He was salivating profusely and could eat dog food but was unable to swallow water. Boots can […]